HAWMC Day 11, Theme Song

Today's challenge topic is, Theme Song; Imagine your health focus or blog is getting its own theme song. What would the lyrics be? What type of music would it be played to?

Okay, well I'm not exactly sure I would call this my theme song, but it is funny nonetheless! It's a parody on Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith. If you haven't heard Red Solo Cup you can watch the music video. **Disclaimer, this video is not appropriate for all ages!

Here is my version of Red Solo Cup:

Now, brown long grain rice is the best of digestibles

For gluten free meals, state fairs and festivals

And you, folks, do not need a pair of spectacles 

To see the last grain on your plate

Hey, brown long grain rice is cheap and digestible

And in a short time it is easily prepareable

And unlike my money, it is replenishable

Wall Street jerks can kiss my toe. Whoo!

Brown long grain rice, I steam you up

Let's have a bowl full, let's have a bowl full

I love you, brown long grain rice, you fill me up

Proceed to eat more, proceed to eat more

Now I really love how you're easy to cook

But I really hate when you fall in a nook 

'Cause when rice gets struck in a place hard to look

Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit that folks are smitten

Admirin' how well my rice dishes are sittin' 

In their stomachs by mouthfuls without much skippin' 

Boy they are so very lucky

Brown long grain rice, I steam you up

Let's have a bowl full, let's have a bowl full

I love you, brown long grain rice, you fill me up

Proceed to eat more, proceed to eat more

Now I've seen you in white and I've seen you in black 

But only you, brown, is for this celiac

'Cause you are my substitute to Cheezy Mac 

And you are the sole to my shoe

Brown long grain rice, you're more than dynastic 

You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic

And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic 

when I look at you and say

Brown long grain rice, you're not just a grain 

(No, no, no, gosh no!) 

You're my, you're my 

(friend?) 

friend

(friend, friend, friend, life long!) 

Thank you for being my friend

Brown long grain rice, I steam you up

Let's have a bowl full, let's have a bowl full

I love you, brown long grain rice, you fill me up

Proceed to eat more, proceed to eat more

Brown long grain rice, I steam you up

Let's have a bowl full, let's have a bowl full

I love you, brown long grain rice, you fill me up

Proceed to eat more, proceed to eat more

Brown long grain rice, I steam you up

Let's have a bowl full, let's have a bowl full

I love you, brown long grain rice, you fill me up

Proceed to eat more, proceed to eat more

Brown long grain rice! I love you! 

I hope you enjoyed my parody. If you had a theme song what would it be?

posted by Allergy Free and Cheap Like Me! at 12:12 PM